The best spam I've gotten in quite some time is this fascinating little composition that I've applied some nicer formatting to. Without further ado, let me present for your enjoyment:
by "Rosario" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
hooded man with
the next door,
voice resounded over.
maximilian andreevich knew,
some extraordinary scoundrels!
- Mood: amused
- Music: In the Nursery - "Groundloop"