the further adventures of

Mike Pirnat

a leaf on the wind

Spam the Dead

I've been getting spam recently that's addressed to our former cat Pixel, who died last September. I'm not really sure how to feel about this, except a bit sad and disappointed on her behalf; I think she would have liked to have owned her own profitable franchise.

Alas, it was not meant to be.

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Potted Meat Poetry, Part 2

It's time for more amazing spam poetry. Once again, I have merely applied some nicer formatting to the following gem:

"Surreal"
by Willa Lujan (vopugqo@ccnt.com.cn)

extrapolate,
soul leaps momentarily,
chantey,

it is hard,

tempt moonlight to find
peltry,
derived pleasure from bhutan

kuzmins hand fell

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Spam or Poetry?

The best spam I've gotten in quite some time is this fascinating little composition that I've applied some nicer formatting to. Without further ado, let me present for your enjoyment:

"Prom"
by "Rosario" (uzmir@vipmail.ru)

corrosive,
hooded man with
vermeil

the next door,
hooves,
voice resounded over.

similitude,
maximilian andreevich knew,
electra,
some extraordinary scoundrels!

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